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This is an independent RP and Ask blog for the Helmaroc King from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. OC and Multi-fandom friendly. Don't be afraid to talk- show some respect, and Helm will usually respect you right back. Usually. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Current M!A: None
Forsaken King

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veiledbyamask:

the-helmaroc-king1:

-askmajora- replied to your post:-askmajora- replied to your post:. //yOU MEAN THE…

//RAAAAAAAH— *FLIPS A TABLE*

Fireball fizz and fireball fly

Blast that bear out of the sky!!

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I always liked the masked dinosaur-thingie—

BUT SERIOUSLY
THIS GAME
I JUST
ARRRRRRGH

((YAY MUMBO HE WAS AWESOME

I first played this game when I was like four years old. I played it with my mom, and she had to read what everyone was saying cuz I was too young to know how to read.

BUT YOU SHOULD REALLY FINISH IT BECAUSE IT HAS ONE OF THE BEST ENDING FIGHTS OUT OF ANY GAME I’VE EVER PLAYED- YES THAT INCLUDES ZELDA GAMES- CUZ SUDDENLY IT’S THE REVENGE OF THE JINJOS AND IT’S AMAZING YEAH))

thatpigmaskcolonel said: ((Oh no, that game.))

Why do I talk all the time?

It’s really hard to make these rhyme!

-askmajora- replied to your post:-askmajora- replied to your post:. //yOU MEAN THE…

//RAAAAAAAH— *FLIPS A TABLE*

Fireball fizz and fireball fly

Blast that bear out of the sky!!

-askmajora- replied to your post:.

//yOU MEAN THE DAMN GAME THAT I NEVER MANAGED TO FINISH WITH THAT FRIGGEN WITCH THAT WOULD KEEP LAUGHING AT MY FACE

What’s the matter Banjo, had enough?

Maybe this game is just too tough!

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Forging a Night to Remember (Au Academy RP w/Twilaofthenight)

twilaofthenight:

the-helmaroc-king1:

Helm grunts in pain as he was shoved once more, crashing against the lockers as the other boy pushed him again. Oh, Helm was more than fed up with this other boy. While Twila might have liked him, Helm was completely done with whatever this insolent little boy had in mind. Helm would not be treated like this anymore. He was not going to be pushed aside, he was not going to be shoved around- and he was not going to remain quiet anymore, especially at the likes of Damion.

"Oh, so I’m the punk?” Helm’s voice was raising, but he didn’t care if his voice attracted any unwanted attention. “I’m not the one who showed up out of nowhere, only to drive two friends apart! You want to see which one of us is trash? Why don’t I just kick you to the curb, you lousy pile of garbage!”

Damion wasn’t about to be phased, not even at the mild crowd of people started gathering, but his smile had vanished, replaced with a snarl. Gone was the charming boy who had so easily weaseled his way between Helm and Twila. His hair was in his face, his lip curled, his hands in fists, and his voice, once sweet as honey, was now dark and tainted with malice.

"Drive two friends apart? Funny, I didn’t see Twila putting up much of a fight." He smirked. "Are you sure I’m the one separating you, or am I just an easy excuse for Twila to ditch you like she’s always wanted? I don’t see how she’d ever willingly hang out with the likes of you. And as for ‘kicking me to the curb?’ To that I say—" He leaned a little closer, smirk returning as he glared at Helm. "Give it your best shot, princess."

That was it. That was the last straw. Helm could take a lot of verbal punishment, but to hear Damion say those things about Twila was more than he could take. Mainly because Helm thought they were true. but even if the boy thought it was true that Twila would rather spend time with Damion than him, that still didn’t give Damion the right to act so high and mighty about it.

Why did Twila hang out with him? Was she simply being polite about it? Did she really not want to be around him? 

With a shout, Helm pushes those thoughts out of his head and rushes at Damion, his fist clenched tightly. He didn’t care about the people watching him, and he didn’t care if he was about to hit Twila’s new friend. In Helm’s mind, this was no friend. This was an enemy. At least, that’s what Helm told himself as his fist connected with Damion’s face.

gamzee:

I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”

rambeltilx:

birdghost:

videohall:

A parakeet trying his hardest to say ‘Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition’

I’M CRYING

the spanish inqui-baby bird

Nobody expects the Spanish Hamburger

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover

                                                                

                                               ♪ i’m nothing but a monster.
                      cursed to cause bloodshed 
                                       everywhere i go. 
                       D O N T  touch me! i’ll  hurt you

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

“((That's terrible about your bike, but don't blame yourself. It's not like you put a sign on it like, "Hey, steal my bike". You had a lock on it, and it doesn't matter what kind of lock it was. It shouldn't have been stolen. It's not fault of yours.))”

((I guess you have a good point. I still feel like I could have used a better lock, but you’re right- it was still a lock.

I’m just frustrated with this whole stupid situation…))

draconicsovereign replied to your post:Sorry to hear about your bike! D: Was there a lock on it?

Wow… I used to bike a lot to get to college back in NorCal, and I never had a problem despite using a typical cable lock for it… I don’t know which ones are more ‘theft-proof’

((You lived in NorCal? That’s where I am! Huh, small world. Anyway, the kind of lock they recommend is called a U-lock. It’s stiff, made of metal, shaped like a U, and they’re big and clunky and very difficult for thieves to break through.))

deadeas said,
“Not your stupidity, people shouldn't be bike-stealing asshats. My sympathies for having it stolen. :(”

((No, I should have done a better job of locking it up. This town I live in is really well known for bike theft. I should have taken more precautions to keep it from being stolen.

I can’t stop people from being bike-stealing asshats. But I could have done more to keep my bike.))